25 Funny quotes to Spice up your Day

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Happy Monday lovely Jobberman readers! Let’s start this week with some dose of humor, shall we?

They are short, they are sweet and yep – they work! Here are some funny Monday quotes to put a little fun into your Monday. If you’re inclined to start your week off with a chip on your shoulder or a WIWTGIF (Wish It Was TGIF) attitude, then before you get to all the ‘serious’ business of the day, check out these rib-cracking quotes from some equally monday-bored peeps like you. Enjoy!

1. “The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”

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2. “If each day is a gift, I’d like to where to return Mondays.”

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3. “I can’t believe the sheer number of things that have gone wrong this week. And it’s only Monday.”

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4. “Monday is like a math problem: add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.”

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5. “Monday: where you spend the first part of the day trying to find the responsible adult you lost Friday at 5 o’ clock.”

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6. “Mondays are the sand traps in the fairway of life.”

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7. “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”

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8. “Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.”

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9. “Look at the bright side..at least Mondays only happen once a week!”

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10. “I soo can’t wait to got to work tomorrow! Mondays are my favorite day of the week!” said no one ever

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11. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”

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12. “Monday mornings are so depressing you won’t crack a smile until 11:16am. study finds.”

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13. “Shortest horror story: Monday!”

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14. “Three horrible facts: today is not friday; tomorrow is not friday; even the day after tomorrow is not friday.”

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15. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”

Julio-Alexi Genao

16. “Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”

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17. “There are no miracles on Mondays.”

Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles

18. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

19. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

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20. “God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”

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21. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”

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22. “Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.”

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23. “Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”

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24. “Monday is the root of all evil.”

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25. “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

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Nathan Jeffery
 

5 COMMENTS

  1. Nice one, but as for me i love getting out of bed as early as possible all days except sunday, because i believed everyday is coming out with it goodness and blessing, which i love to hold unto cos am hard wrking.

  2. It’s a great work, keep it up? Bt na only indolent people go hate monday! Although it might be challenging, it’s d opium of d week’s Success!

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